BOOB JOB
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I might need better breasts. I don’t know so much that I want them, as much as I am propelled toward their acquisition. (since I am rarely naked it is difficult to tell). However, In a paradigm reminiscent of illusionary weight loss as it pertained to the general populace during my pregnancy, everyone appears to have developed or procured perfectly erected mammorys. The pervasive nature of this generational expectation is demonstrated through a variety of reliable sources, most of which are based on the height and size requirements mandated visa vie The Girls Next Door, The Girls Gone Wild, the Victoria Secrets Catalog, and Joan Rivers.
I blame Martha Stewart.
The historic dominance and mass appeal of her life style tutorials is clearly responsible. With the inception of Martha’s first collection, she cultivated a subculture of domesticated America. Their main purpose involved reaching unobtainable brandized ideals that would lead homemakers, bakers, decorators and crafter’s alike in the common purpose of illumination and ornamentation. Thereby, her unfortunate incarceration left a substantial void in the lives of women (and some men) around the world.
To insure motivation and affirmation, followers have procured another synthetic idol. Demi Moore’s Dorian Grey’s styled foray into senior citizenship is both inspirational and practical. Body sculpting and higher or firmer breasts are much more appreciated then homemade compost or decorated doilies. Consequently, as we don’t know the name of her surgeon, Demi and her ageless physique were nominated.
As a right brain linear thinker, this is good news! I do not need to make silicone to enjoy it. Aside from minimizing the risk of failure, it adds to the procedures allure. My exposure is limited to acquiring a reputable plastic surgeon. The art of erecting a new chest is more of a reflection upon me then actually attributable to me. After a thoughtful cost and balances analysis, I concluded, however, that I should fulfill my obligatory homage to Demi, but maximize a return on the investment. Since more people actually see my eyes then my breasts, they should be lifted first. Obviously, my husband is disappointed.
